X-313 "SpeedDemon" - The Kerbal Griller

Well... Any landing in which you can walk off is a good landing - all things considered.

Already seeing ahead the hellish week he will have to endure being mocked by Bill and the entire Engineering Team, Jeb opens the mic:

Jeb : _ KSC ATC, X-313/0. I landed. Kinda. Requesting Taxi Assistance. Heck, send a tow truck and a freaking hoist.

KSC ATC : _ NO SHIT. Are you in need of medical assistance?

Jeb : _ Nah, I'm good. Engine is already off, I'm shutting down all systems and getting out of this Kraken damned flying oven - hell, I'm being cooked alive like a rotisserie chicken: head down, butt up. Jeb out.